Why Does Damien Sandow Mimic Everyone?

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Ah, Damien Sandow, the man newly released from his time as Damien Mizdow. The man who currently may or may not be Macho Mandow these days. The man who was once X-Pacdow and has mimicked the likes of Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, Magneto, and even Vince McMahon himself.

One could say that Damien is a sort of chameleon. The intellectual savior of the masses is undeniably very talented, both in the ring and…well, in his acting pursuits. However, it doesn’t go unnoticed that Damien spends far more time working on his imitation skill set than he does having matches. Well, now that’s rather odd, isn’t it?

Why don’t we see Damien in the ring as much? Why does he find the need to mimic everyone he possibly can?

Quite simply, it’s just a part of his plan for WWE World Domination.

Hear me out. As an intellectual, Damien loves a good challenge. In the past he’s displayed an outrageous superiority complex which may still linger with him today; simply for the fact that he is able to do what others can’t. That being the perfect imitation of his peers. Damien mimicking other superstars and various other characters is all a part of his training routine for the big leagues.

Yes, he has imitated Vince McMahon before but that was just a trial run. He clearly needed to test the waters and see where he needed to improve before actually engaging in his plan for WWE world domination.

It’s quite simple, really. Damien must take the time now to hone his craft and master his mimicry of every superstar on the roster. Only after he has done so can he move on and once and for all become the head honcho of the WWE.

…Unless…

The real goal is to imitate Stephanie McMahon. She would be even more of a challenge for Damien as opposed to Vince McMahon himself. Let’s face it, the billion dollar princess has become quite the powerhouse of the WWE since her days as daddy’s sweet, innocent little girl! If you think about it, the real boss of the WWE is the one woman who can truly get things done, Stephanie McMahon.

That’s the real challenge in all this. If Damien Sandow can successfully imitate Stephanie, then all his training would lead to a huge success. Damien Sandow, the intellectual savior of the masses would control the WWE and restore it to its prime.

Or he really just likes to play dress up.

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