I have to start thinking up more introductions for these things. I can only trash SmackDown so many times before it becomes completely redundant. Mind you, it’s already hit that point, but sometimes you just have to keep pushing the limits.
Dean making the sign of the cross after not dying when slamming against the announce table.
Really, that was a lucky landing. Completely understandable why he’d do that. I’d also perform a sacrificial offering and light a bunch of candles, but that’s just me.
Stardust’s promo after Neville’s match.
It was deranged, and beautiful, and absolutely wonderful. Not deranged in the sense that he’s a dirty swamp thing, but deranged in a completely different way that reminds you of the Riddler. It’s wonderful.. He is the super villain WWE needs.
Kevin Owens is the king of abandonment, according to Cesaro
He just loves to flee matches left and right.
Cesaro hopes Kevin doesn’t choke on his food…
…the way he choked in his match against John Cena at the PPV.
Good god that was brutal and wonderful. What a beautiful feud.
The main event of Cesaro vs. Seth Rollins
Over all, just a fun match to watch. What’s not to love? Strong Cesaro, agile, cheating Seth Rollins.
Then Kevin Owens coming in at the end to pick up Seth’s sloppy seconds. What a time to be alive.
You know what? SmackDown wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be! I don’t know if it’s because this is the week following a PPV or what. It didn’t start with a ten minute montage of previous events, had a damn good main event with good matches in between. Not too shabby WWE, not too shabby at all.