RAW: A Truly Rowdy Night (Highlights 8/3/15)

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It’s a rather grim lead up to Monday Night RAW considering another legend has been lost, one Rowdy Roddy Piper. However, RAW must go on, and he will be missed by many a fan and paid tribute to in a wonderful montage at the start of the night.

Aside from the doom and gloom, there is now a shirt available in the WWE store that says ‘U Can’t C Knee’. Everyone needs this shirt right now.

Highlights

Seth wears the ‘U Can’t C Knee’ shirt.

He struts down to the ring just oozing pure arrogance, wafting with swagger (is that a thing?)

He wears the shirt with pride. It’s glorious.The crowd screams, “Thank You Rollins”

I’ll take ten.

First ever WWE World Heavyweight Championship Open Challenge! Oh man!

The challenger is Neville! Oh happy day! Sorry El Torito, maybe next time.

Seth vs. Neville

That entire match was pure gold.

No wait, it was platinum. Pure platinum. Absolutely magical.

Xavier Woods screaming his way into commentary.

What a gift he is to the Universe. Nice to see him throwing a fit about the Prime Time Players being fighting champions.

Paige, Becky, and Charlotte have named themselves the ‘Submission Sorority’.

….

Do I even need to crack a joke about that one?

Charlotte made Nikki Bella tap out.

WOO! Down goes the Champ! Is the Champ here? Not for long!

Hey, you know, they really live up to their definitely not PG-Rated name.

Miz thanks Roddy for paving the way.

He’s right, none of these magnificent talk show-like segments would have happened if there hadn’t been Piper’s Pit.

Well said Miz.

The entirety of Miz TV.

What a gift this is to television. I don’t know where to begin. Owens the Miz super-fan, Cesaro the sassy well dressed fighter…

Miz, the background character in every World Star video…..

Dean and Roman’s homage to Rowdy Roddy Piper.

They’re here to kick ass, and chew bubblegum, alas, they’re all out of bubblegum.

Well said boys.

Oh and Randy’s there too! Dean’s pleased the man’s finally a team player…..somewhat…well considering he’s the Viper, that’s about as much of a team player as they’re going to get.

Luke Harper’s weird shouting.

He’s just screaming ‘Yaaaaaasssssss’, right? Either that or his animal imitations are terrible.

Main Event Frenzy

Roman went into an absolute frenzy. As Byron said, he was a one-man wrecking crew as he took out Sheamus, Bray, and Luke before the match was somewhat normal….for at least a second. There were suicide dives, superman punches, and of course, what everyone loves, a beautiful RKO.

All while tastefully keeping Sheamus and Orton away from each other. like Roman and Bray were kept away from each other to keep from spoiling their Summer Slam matches.

Ah, a wonderful main event! Now we wait for a disappointing episode of SmackDown.

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