Backlash: SmackDown Brand (9/11/16)
Today we watch the very first SmackDown exclusive pay-per-view, Backlash. Tonight is the first chance for a brand exclusive PPV to shine. Will SmackDown impress viewers, fans and skeptics alike? Or will it lose in the battle of going toe to toe with the Raw brand?
Apollo Crews vs. Baron Corbin
Everyone wants to be the new face that runs the place! According to Baron, Apollo’s get a spelling bee to focus on and shouldn’t even bother being on SmackDown because he’s a nobody. Apollo isn’t sweating it at all, he knows he can spell and can shine.
Winner: Apollo Crews gets got, Baron Corbin wins!
Becky Lynch vs. Natalya vs. Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss vs. Nikki Bella vs. Carmella
Six pack elimination match for the WWE SmackDown Women’s Championship
It’s time to choose the first ever SmackDown brand Women’s champion. There’s plenty of worthy contenders here, all vying for the opportunity to be the female face that runs the place.
Winner: Becky Lynch is the first SmackDown Women’s Champion
The Usos vs. The Hype Bros
Winners face Heath Slater and Rhyno for the Tag Team Championships.
The Usos get a chance to fight for the tag titles due to American Alpha being out of commission, how unfortunate for them! Now it’s time for The Usos to make the most out of the second opportunity….but, the Hype Bros might be too much to handle.
Winners: Hype Bros get got, The Usos win!
The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler
For the InterContinental Championship
The Miz has a chance to prove himself against Dolph Ziggler, a man who constantly feels the need to prove himself and like he’s never done enough. Really, Dolph’s stuck in his own head with what everyone says about him, whereas Miz seems to be fully confident and aware of his abilities.
Winner: The Miz retains, and Dolph Ziggler gets got
Bray Wyatt vs. Randy Orton
Unfortunately for the WWE Universe, Randy Orton was deemed unable to compete due to injury because Bray Wyatt had jumped him. in reality, the utterly careless Brock Lesnar is the reason for Randy not being cleared to compete. I say we put Brock on an island by himself away from humanity.
Winner: Bray Wyatt, via disqualification.
Don’t worry, we have a great substitute.
Bray Wyatt vs. Kane
Well, it’s different than assuming a member of the Wyatt family would emerge from the swamp and destroy him. However, I’ll gladly take this nice little surprise!
Example Surprise: Randy Orton entering the ring to hit Bray with an RKO.
Winner: Bray Wyatt gets got with a quick trip to ViperVille. Kane wins!
The Usos vs. Rhyno , Heath Slater
SmackDown Tag Team Championships
The Usos have taken full advantage of their second chance, and only have Rhyno and Heath Slater in their way. However, Heath desperately needs that above ground pool for his family. With all fifty of his kids watching, hopefully he can pull out the win.
Winners: The Usos get got. Rhyno and Heath Slater are the inaugural SmackDown Tag Team Champions. Now Heath can get that damn pool.
Dean Ambrose vs. AJ Styles
For the WWE World Championship
This has been quite the heartbreaking feud if either of them plan on having any, or more children. Testicles have been crushed, we’ve learned that AJ doesn’t believe in participation trophies and likes to take tokens from his victims as a reminder of his victories. Serial killer-ish? Yes, which is surprising considering he’s not the man often referred to as the lunatic fringe. Now it’s time for Dean to prove himself against the face that runs the place.
Winner: Dean Ambrose gets got with a low blow, AJ Styles is the new champion!
Something tells me Dean might lose his damn mind on Tuesday, live on SmackDown!