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Right off the bat RAW started out by giving me extreme secondhand embarrassment. The moment Mick started dancing and partaking in his best imitation of Enzo Amore, I just...I felt like an embarrassed grandkid. Kudos to you Mick ,but um, I'll be here hiding in mild embarrassment. Then it got worse when Stephanie McMahon unveiled... Continue Reading →
I feel like I need to preface this with my disbelief that James Ellsworth has his own theme music. Don't get me wrong, that's great for him and everything...but when do I get my own personalized theme music huh? James Ellsworth apology session All I can think about during this is how James has become... Continue Reading →
I'll be honest with you here, SmackDown started and I wasn't entirely ready for it. All I heard was Dean going on about something with a search warrant, then Ellsworth came in with several shades of grateful and gosh darn precious. It seems that while Dean loved being ringside and offering a distraction during James'... Continue Reading →
I can't believe we're at a time where SmackDown Live opens with James Ellsworth getting his very own shirt: with his face smack dab in the center. What a time to be alive, and surely the millions and millions of his fans must be clamoring to get one to support him. What a time to... Continue Reading →
The Champ is here: AJ Styles, and with him he brings a mane that can't be tamed. The man known for beating both John Cena and Dean Ambrose has a killer asset that's frequently discussed. Actually there's a couple of body parts to him that are usually discussed but this isn't Skinemax so we're sticking... Continue Reading →
Ya know, Dolph Ziggler was the first one to start the show this evening. I must say, his walk to the ring looks like a sad walk of shame. Just no happiness at all, his eyes look dead as he gazes upon the crowd that chants "you deserve it". Eventually he livens up, but still,... Continue Reading →
Below are a few moments I found to be incredibly entertaining of from SmackDown from September 13, 2016. When Shit Got Too Real Things got too real between AJ Styles, Dean Ambrose, and John Cena in the opening segment of SmackDown. John Cena called out Dean, referencing the Stone Cold Podcast and going for the typical "you... Continue Reading →
Backlash: SmackDown Brand (9/11/16) Today we watch the very first SmackDown exclusive pay-per-view, Backlash. Tonight is the first chance for a brand exclusive PPV to shine. Will SmackDown impress viewers, fans and skeptics alike? Or will it lose in the battle of going toe to toe with the Raw brand? Kickoff Apollo Crews vs. Baron Corbin... Continue Reading →
Kickoff The Usos vs. Breezango Essentially, this match is a set of twins not of the breast variety, against a pair of Zoolander devotees. Result: The Usos get got and Breezango wins! Battleground Charlotte, Dana Brooke vs. Sasha Banks, Mystery Partner It's finally revealed! Can Charlotte and Dana overcome Sasha and her mystery partner, now... Continue Reading →
WWE Battleground 2016 is upon us, and it is time to guess who will be the ones to get got, and who will be the ones to rise to the top and leave the match victorious. This is the first ever Panda's Predictions (it's a work in progress, but I'm feeling the title so far),... Continue Reading →
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