Why Is Stardust So Nucking Futs?

Stardust is quite the eccentric character. He's full of references that I'm sure the Dashing Cody Rhodes would possibly scoff at (or deny that he takes great joy in them). Anyone recall his precious, the InterContinental Title? Oh yeah, that was a whole thing, which Michael Cole apparently loved. Nerds Unite While Michael Cole may have...

RAW: Seth Rollins is Justin Bieber….and Catwoman (4/27/15)

What a better way to start a post-PPV RAW than to start with the WWE World Heavyweight Champion--Seth Rollins along with J&J and Kane. The heat he receives is absolutely disgusting--in a wonderful way of course. He also receives some heat within the ring when he says he beat Randy all on his own. The...

RAW: EVERYONE GETS AN RKO (4/20/15)

There's a steel cage already set and present in the middle of the ring tonight, foreshadowing the events of Extreme Rules this Sunday. With the steel cage set and ready to be caressed, Randy Orton makes an appearance and admires his soon to be domain. After a once-over, he begins to insult his future opponent...

SmackDown: Don’t Use Kane’s Bathroom! 4/2/15

What would SmackDown be without the night coming to start with the golden child himself and his gang of misfit muscle? While the Architect and his goons head to the ring, we are informed that Tom Phillips is on commentary for the evening, filling in for Michael Cole who is hospitalized due to Brock's attack....

RAW: Rampaging Beast 3/30/15

Well, WrestleMania was certainly something wasn't it? Last night was one hell of an ending! An ending, in fact, that did not amuse Brock Lesnar or Paul Heyman in the slightest. Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar enter the ring, and Brock is already dressed for a fight. Paul talks up his client's ability to destroy...

WrestleMania 31 PRE-SHOW: 3/29/15

The Pre-Show The Usos vs. Los Matadores vs. Big E, Kofi Kingston (New Day) vs. Tyson Kidd, Cesaro Fatal 4-Way for Tag Team Titles (should have been on the main show) Cesaro and Kofi starts off the match before Cesaro is quickly tagged out by the Matadores tagging themselves in. Once Cesaro is out the...

Raw: You Got STUNG 3/23/15

The last RAW before WrestleMania! Which of course means that they need to step it up and pull out all the stops. What better way to do that then to have Sting start us off with the night? It was beautiful really, the man got quite the pop. The energy from the crowd was...dare I...

SmackDown: “You’re a turd.” 3/12/15

You, dear reader, are not a turd. As implied by the quotes, that very soul-crushing and self-esteem murdering line is uttered later on in the night--not once but twice. But, we'll get to that later. For now, we must discuss the beginning of SmackDown which starts with Daniel Bryan. Naturally there are boos when he...

Smackdown!….With no Witty Title…

I know, I know, I am disappointed in myself as well for not having an original title for this post. We can all boo and shame me later. For now, let us enjoy this episode of Smackdown which starts with Seth Rollins who is as always accompanied by his security team of Peregrin and Meriadoc...