SmackDown: Stuff….Happened…Ish(7/30/15 Highlights)

Alas ye' scalawags, it's time for another riveting episode of SmackDown! I don't know why I had to start the introduction like that, I'm sorry. No more pirate speak, it'll never happen again. Let's just try to enjoy the entertaining bits of SmackDown that will hopefully happen, and forget this shameful beginning. Highlights Seth says he's...

MTV ‘Scream’ Episode Five: The Duval’s Get Laid

WARNING: Spoilers as Always! Right, now that we've taken care of that little message, it's time to go on with the show. Or...the summary/highlight/odd conspiracy theories of the show. Sheriff's Ex-Partner returns! Her name is Lorraine, and she's definitely ruined the Sheriff's day. Now, there's clearly animosity between the two of them from the very...

RAW: Comedy Hour! (7/27/15 Highlights)

Now the WWE has seen quite a busy Monday morning. A trailer for WWE 2K16 involving the one, the only, the Terminator himself. Not only that, but a trailer for 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown starring the one and only Dean Ambrose emerged as well. You know what that means. This can either be a busy...

SmackDown: Kevin Owens Likes Seth’s Sloppy Seconds (7/23/15 Highlights)

I have to start thinking up more introductions for these things. I can only trash SmackDown so many times before it becomes completely redundant. Mind you, it's already hit that point, but sometimes you just have to keep pushing the limits. Highlights Dean making the sign of the cross after not dying when slamming against the announce table....

MTV ‘Scream’ Episode Four: These Teens Are Shady

Another episode down--somehow another teenager lives! As far as we know. Well, you can't have one of the main teenagers die every single episode, then the season would be too short! Plus you can't just have random teenagers dying in the background to add to the gore factor. Every death has a reason behind it, so...

RAW: The Dead Man Returns (7/20/15 Highlights)

Oh good grief, the RAW post-PPV. Not only that, this is a post-PPV RAW where the night before the Dead Man himself, the Undertaker, made a reappearance. We haven't seen this man since WrestleMania, and what does he do? He makes Brock Lesnar regret ever breaking the streak, and it's glorious. Plus we saw a...

Battleground: HOLY CRAP (7/19/15)

Battleground! Time for the PPV that was...well....really not that hyped up at all. In the beginning everything seemed great but it just fell apart and went stale. All we can hope is that the matches and the outcomes can make up for the very "meh" lead up. 5 week buildup = not the best But...

Brock Lesnar: Two Moves of Doom

Ah, Moves of Doom. A wonderful phrase dictating a wrestler's move-set which will undoubtedly put an end to your lovely day. The most common proprietor of moves of doom is one John Cena. The man in fact, has five moves of doom. I know, outstanding isn't it? It almost feels unreal. Five whole moves?! That's insane, that's...

SmackDown: …I can’t even try with this show anymore (7/16/15 Highlights)

Alas, the final SmackDown before the Battleground PPV. Might WWE pull out all the stops for this? Will they put a last few details into these stories before we watch these people attack each other so savagely?! Probably not, but something interesting has to happen. Bray and Roman discussing Bray's hammer. Unless he's Thor, Bray should...

MTV ‘Scream’ Episode Three: Choose Wisely

Alright everybody let's just cut to the chase shall we? This post will be, as usual, a spoiler filled post. So, if you do not enjoy reading about what happened or you want to watch the actual episode, do not read this. However, if you are like me and on occasion find yourself wanting to read about...