Humorous, analytical approach to all things sports entertainment.
Thursday night once again. A time for two minute rematches from Monday Night RAW, or something that has absolutely nothing to do with any current storylines and is simply a time filler. Or in most cases--a time for extremely long commercials and recaps! Man, gotta love Thursdays. Highlights Cesaro mocking the Miz. Now, who was... Continue Reading →
Monday Night Raw! ...I don't know what's happening anymore. On one hand, Seth's really pissing off his parents and now the neighborhood creep and jock want his titles. Roman and Dean have been getting their asses handed to them on dirty swamp-stained oars. The Divas are all just putting each other down and screaming a bunch... Continue Reading →
Welcome to SmackDown! The show were the writers barely care enough to put on a good program--so why should you care enough to watch!? Highlights #SaveTheTables Ah, one must love The New Day's plea to get us all to save the tables. They do bring up valuable points though. Tables are the backbone of society, they... Continue Reading →
SummerSlam is finally here, all four hours of it...this is going to be a long, exhausting night that requires countless energy drinks. I just want to get through this evening so I can finally get away from the "Roman or Dean heel turn" rumor fiasco. At least until the next PPV. OH, and so I may finally... Continue Reading →
Oh yeah, SmackDown! Before you know it we'll be experiencing four hours of SummerSlam! Prep your snacks everyone! But before that, we have to endure all the matches scheduled for Summer Slam in around 15 minutes or less on SmackDown. Highlights  That weird haze during SmackDown... Was the entire audience blazing up? What's with this weird haze... Continue Reading →
Welcome to Monday night RAW! The show where everything's live, and if you screw that up the Universe will talk about it for for an entire week! This however is a very special edition of RAW; meant to entice you to watch SummerSlam this Sunday only on the WWE Network! Man, I should have gotten... Continue Reading →
Ah SmackDown, we meet again! We are so close, yet so far away from SummerSlam, I can practically taste the dirty water Brooklyn hot dogs and swell the sweet scent of train station urine. Ah, memories... But for now, we must focus on SmackDown. What is there possibly left to do in the lead up... Continue Reading →
RAW! Tonight we see The Green Arrow himself! Or...is it Stephen Amell? Only time will tell, and what will this showdown bring to the table? Hero versus Villain? Will the Hero take out the Villain early on, or will this battle rage on and nearly destroy the entire universe? I mean....probably not, you know...that's...that's a... Continue Reading →
It's a rather grim lead up to Monday Night RAW considering another legend has been lost, one Rowdy Roddy Piper. However, RAW must go on, and he will be missed by many a fan and paid tribute to in a wonderful montage at the start of the night. Aside from the doom and gloom, there... Continue Reading →
Ah, Kevin Owens. Where can we even begin with that man? The way he speaks either puts someone to sleep or makes their hair stand on end before running away as far as humanly possible. He's knows just how good he is, and he pairs that with sheer brutality and complete disregard for anyone but... Continue Reading →
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