Why does Roman Reigns love Brock Lesnar?

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Ah, where to begin with Brock Lesnar?

It’s hard to forget any of Brock’s more brutal accomplishments. He’s broken Triple H’s arm not once–but twice! He broke Shawn Michael’s arm, Vince McMahon’s hip, and ended the streak. Really, the man is a walking contract killer, striking fear into the hearts of any man or animal that dares to make eye contact with him.

Yet…Roman Reigns loves him.

For some reason, Roman Reigns wants a condo in Suplex City. The man suffered a vicious, utterly brutal beating at the hands of the beast Brock Lesnar, and yet….he wants a condo? In Suplex City of all places?! Why? Why would anyone do that to themselves?

Well, because he loves the man with every fiber of his being.

Now what is it about Brock Lesnar that would make Roman have intense feelings such as love towards him? Could it be that magnificent blonde hair that resembles a lawn that’s been over cut? Is it the little bounce in his step every time he makes an entrance, highlighting the joy in his heart in regards to future blood shed? Or is it perhaps the beautiful artwork adorning his body? Roman too has tattoos, surely he can appreciate fine ink work.

No, it is none of the above.

Roman Reigns loves Brock Lesnar because Roman loves pain. The man is a masochist.Once this is decoded it makes perfect sense as to why Roman would love him so. The man threw him around on the grandest stage of them all! That’s exactly why you could see Roman smiling and laughing at WrestleMania. His match with Brock Lesnar was the equivalent of Disney World for him. A very…very violent and bloody Disney World, but Disney World nonetheless.

Should we be concerned?

Probably.

Brock Lesnar isn’t one for love and cherishing another individual. He doesn’t care in the slightest about Roman’s well-being. Both are benefitting from this, but Brock would simply lead to Roman’s imminent death…or perhaps several broken limbs.

Big Show on the other hand…that man was a little soft when it came to beating Roman. He would probably be better suited for him, but he has his own issues with the Samoan. Big Show certainly doesn’t have his own city with available residency for Roman. It’s no wonder why Roman prefers Brock over the Big Show.

Ah, youth, a time to get beaten up and like it while you still can. At least before those hip replacements start to kick in.

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